Teem Hanna?

Teem Hanna is Tanna, Elizabeth, Ethan, and Matt.

Tanna Hanna can be credited with the creative name.

Matt Hanna is stuck with updates.

The name really means so much more. It's the hierarchy within our home.

1. Tanna
2. Elizabeth
2b. Ethan
4. Matt

I'm not complaining. As a matter of fact, I'm thrilled to be sleeping inside the house. While we love our children equally, Elizabeth trumps Ethan on the hierarchy because of size (barely), motor skills and pure determination. Until Ethan can knock Elizabeth over, steal toys at will and stop her from 'styling' his hair with a squirt bottle and stiff comb, he's stuck at 2b.

Also, don't tell Elizabeth that she is #2. While she occasionally is forced to admit that momma, dadda, gampa and ganma are the bosses, I doubt her sincerity. I think #1 and #2 will be jockeying for position constantly over the next 15 years or so. Doesn't make the bottom of the food chain look so bad does it?

My wife has instructed me to make clever and funny blog updates. We'll see how this goes.

Look for humorless updates irregularly...